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Marc Ross Daily
April 27, 2018
Curation and commentary from Marc A. Ross

Reporting from Alexandria, Virginia

Marc Ross Daily  = Global Business News at the Intersection of Politics + Policy + Profits

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TOP FIVE

✔️ North, South Korea aim to declare end to war this year

✔️ Huawei pulls €500m bond offering moments before pricing

✔️ ‘Mexico First’ campaign could end welcome for U.S. oil giants

✔️ At least Macron got a kiss: Now Merkel's up to sway Trump

✔️ Trump warns other nations not to undermine U.S. World Cup bid

ROSS RANT

Team Trump’s China gamble

The Trump administration's top economic and trade officials — including Steven Mnuchin, Larry Kudlow, Robert Lighthizer, and Peter Navarro — will head to China next week to try to prevent tit-for-tat tariffs from taking effect. But analysts doubt they can convince Xi Jinping to make any big concessions. 

Trump the deal marker seems confident.

‘I think we’ve got a very good chance of making a deal,’ Trump said earlier this week.

Trump went on to say, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin is headed to China in "a few days" to resolve the ongoing trade dispute between the world's two largest economies. "They trade with us [but] we can't trade with them," Trump declared. Both countries have proposed tariffs on the other, after the Trump administration's Section 301 investigation into China's business practices.

American business continues to be baffled by Trump's goals in China trade battle. No one seems to have the answer to one key question: What will it take for Trump to declare victory and withdraw his threat to impose tariffs on up to $150 billion worth of Chinese goods? 

"Based on my conversations, both with U.S. government officials and Chinese government officials, there's been a lack of specificity in what China could do that would satisfy the United States and avoid the imposition of tariffs and investment restrictions or anything else," Erin Ennis, vice president  the US-China Business Council, said during a panel discussion Wednesday hosted by the Global Business Dialogue, an industry-funded.

Have you ever made a trip to a foreign land with no agenda and clear outcomes?

Usually it is for fun and vacation.

When it is for business and deal making it is called a boondoggle.

Maybe Team Trump will get to see the Great Wall so it won't be a complete waste. 

Huawei pulls €500m bond offering and America’s Huawei probe - Why you should care

Huawei scrapped a bond sale after it emerged that America’s DOJ is investigating the Chinese telecoms giant over suspected violations of Iran-related sanctions. 

Bankers and fixed income investors close to the deal said demand for the bond was strong on Wednesday evening until the company called off the deal without explanation. Some investors speculated that Huawei stopped the deal because the company was aware of an investigation and wanted to protect buyers from any impact on the price of the security.

The €500m ($605m) offering would have been the firm’s first euro-denominated debt sale. The probe reportedly concerns Huawei’s shipments to Iran of products originating in America.

Why should you care?

America’s Huawei probe will lead to China to find its own American target.

Tim Culpan, the technology columnist for Bloomberg Gadfly, in his recent column writes that whether or not Huawei is guilty of busting American sanctions isn’t the point.

With various U.S. government agencies searching for excuses to clamp down on China’s top technology hardware company, all this attention could fall under the rubric of violating a ban on sales to Iran, espionage, or anything else the U.S. government doesn’t like.

He writes it is possible that Huawei may have committed infractions. Or not.

Regardless, what is essential is that American investigations into alleged violations are being escalated. From one rogue company – ZTE Corp. – to another. Two is a coincidence; three is a trend.  If another Chinese company is investigated, Beijing will have the cover it needs to get even tougher on the U.S. and its corporate giants.

There is a lot of smoke around Huawei for a company few Americans can properly pronounce. Start paying attention to this company because regulators in Beijing are and the impact will shape commerce on both sides of the Pacific.

GEOECONOMICS

NK + SK: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and South Korean President Moon Jae-in greeted each other at the border, then walked hand in hand into South Korea.


Bloomberg: North, South Korea aim to declare end to war this year

Modi-Xi: Taking place today and tomorrow in Wuhan, China, India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi meets with China’s President Xi Jinping. Talks between Modi and Xi are intended to manage tensions rather than break new ground.

In 1980, the economies of India and China were almost identical in size, with GDP just below $200 billion. Today, China’s economy ($12 trillion) is six times larger than India’s ($2 trillion).

FT: Huawei pulls €500m bond offering moments before pricing

Huawei
 scrapped a bond sale after it emerged that America’s justice department is investigating the Chinese telecoms giant over suspected violations of Iran-related sanctions. The €500m ($605m) offering would have been the firm’s first euro-denominated debt sale. The probe reportedly concerns Huawei’s shipments to Iran of products originating in America.

Why the head of Pacific Command will be the next US ambassador to South Korea instead of Australia: AP reports,  Australia’s prime minister said Wednesday that the commander of U.S. forces in the Pacific, Adm. Harry Harris, will not become Washington’s next ambassador to Australia and will be posted to South Korea instead. 

The Thucydides trap: Bloomberg reports, China will become the dominant economic power in Asia in the near term but will not displace the U.S. militarily, Malaysia’s Prime Minister Najib Razak said in an exclusive interview. He also stressed the need for the major powers to act in a “constructive” way to contain the potential military tensions when a new power emerges to rival a hegemon like the U.S.

‘Mexico First’ campaign could end welcome for U.S. oil giants: NYT reports, as Trump moves to recast trade and border relations with Mexico, American oil companies are worried that the prospective winner of Mexico’s presidential election will play his own nationalist card. The leading candidate, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, wants to reverse policies that have tied a knot between Mexico and the United States in recent years in energy production and consumption. And he has promised to make sure that oil never falls “back into the hands of foreigners.”

Schönen tag: German Chancellor Angela Merkel is meeting with Trump today at the White House.

A former State Department official told the NYT, “Merkel is going to Washington and it looks like the U.S. just doesn’t care.

At least Macron got a kiss: Now Merkel's up to sway Trump: Bloomberg reports, German Chancellor Angela Merkel has one advantage when she meets Donald Trump to discuss a host of conflicts: expectations she can sway the U.S. president are close to zero. After three days of back-slapping bonhomie with French President Emmanuel Macron, Trump is allotting two hours on Friday for a White House meeting with the leader of Europe's biggest economy.

Trump's UK visit: Trump will visit the U.K. for bilateral talks with Prime Minister Theresa May on (Friday) July 13. Expect all meetings with crown and state to take place outside of London Town and well away from planned protests.

It will be a 24-hour visit during which he will finally be granted his wish of meeting the Queen.

A Brexit choice between bad and worse: A customs union won't solve Britain's problems — but it's better than the looming alternative.
Bloomberg - Michael Bloomberg

Britain's economy grew by just 0.1% in the first quarter, its weakest pace since 2012

Scottish Conservative leader Ruth Davidson: To the delight of Conservatives everywhere, Davidson last night announced that her and her partner Jen Wilson are expecting, with the baby due in October. 

NYT - Editorial: Mr. Macron comes to Washington: President Emmanuel Macron's visit to Washington was certainly grand theater: the hugs and kisses with President Trump, the dandruff whisked off his lapel, the first lady's broad white hat, and then the 40-year-old French wunderkind rising before Congress to deliver a stern lecture in elegantly accented English on why the American president is wrong about multilateralism, protectionism, nationalism, Iran and climate change. Mr. Macron no doubt planned the bait-and-switch for some time.

AMERICAN POLITICS

NYT: For many, life in Trump’s orbit ends in a crash landing

"Half of the top aides who came to the White House with Mr. Trump in 2017 are gone."

Trump’s ever-mounting scrap heap: Politico Magazine reports, the president is under fire, but it’s the people in his orbit who end up in disgrace.

Sen. Menendez ethics: The Senate Ethics Committee "severely admonished" Sen. Bob Menendez (D-N.J.) for accepting gifts and advocating for the interests of Salomon Melgen, a Florida doctor, and campaign donor.

CNBC: John Kasich met privately with billionaire donor Ron Burkle as the Republican Ohio governor considers a run for president: Sources

Republicans moving up in race for California governor and U.S. Senate, poll finds: SJMN reports, with 40 days to go until the June 5 primary, two Republican candidates for governor are fighting for second place, and a little-known GOP candidate could also make waves in the campaign for U.S. Senate, according to a new poll. The poll, released Thursday by the UC Berkeley Institute for Governmental Studies, found Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom, a Democrat, continuing to lead the field for governor with 30 percent among likely voters, followed by Republicans John Cox, a San Diego County businessman, at 18 percent, and Travis Allen, an Orange County state assemblyman, at 16 percent.

ENTERPRISE

BMW to export from China: In 2020, the carmaker will produce its first electric SUV at its Chinese joint-venture factory.

YouTube’s plan to clean up the mess that made it rich: Extremist propaganda, dangerous hoaxes, videos of tasered rats—the company is having its worst year ever. Except financially. https://bloom.bg/2r4iEu7

Amazon’s doubled its profit in the first quarter and said it would raise the price of Prime membership to $119 a year from$99. 

100 million products now available to Prime members in two days or less.

A Walmart deal for a majority stake in Flipkart, at a roughly $20 billion valuation, is expected soon. 

Intel’s profit surged 50 percent, helped by sales of server chips and other data center equipment.

Facebook faces tough questions in Britain that it avoided in the U.S.: NYT reports, in London, Facebook’s chief technology officer, Mike Schroepfer, faced more than four hours of questions from a British parliamentary committee over the company’s data-collection techniques, oversight of app developers, fake accounts, political advertising and links to the voter-targeting firm Cambridge Analytica.

Southwest Airlines has firmed up an order for 40 Boeing 737 MAX jets worth $4.68B.

Subway plans to close 500 of its 26,000 U.S. locations this year while opening 1,000 internationally.

TRENDS

A robotic port in China won’t need humans to unload ships: Autonomous trucks and cranes will move containers all day. http://bit.ly/2vW9rKc

Why we should bulldoze the business school: There are 13,000 business schools on Earth. That’s 13,000 too many. And I should know – I’ve taught in them for 20 years. 
Guardian - Martin Parker

Over 400 startups are trying to become the next Warby Parker. Inside the wild race to overthrow every consumer category: Wharton professors, venture capitalists, and entrepreneurs are fueling an entire generation of Warby Parkers. Now there are more than 400 startups tackling products from toothbrushes to bras. What could go wrong? http://bit.ly/2I5oKT9

Who creates a nation’s economic value? A challenging analysis that forces us to reconsider how our economies work — and who it works for. https://on.ft.com/2vW9zJG

"Among other things, we need to re-think the relationship between markets and governments; make a clear distinction between creators of wealth and those who merely extract it; embrace bolder collective ambitions, notably a shift to a greener economy; and spend on the future, instead of embracing a sterile and counterproductive austerity." 

CULTURE

Louis Arthur Charles = Name for newest UK Royal family member

Venice to start turning tourists away: The Times reports, officials in Venice plan to turn away day-trippers and keep visitors separate from residents on main thoroughfares as crowds descend on the lagoon city over May Day. The “urgent” measures, which the mayor said were unprecedented, aim to control a stifling tourist boom that brings up to 120,000 visitors on peak days, more than double the dwindling population of 53,000.

FT: Helicopter noise blights the ‘hipsters’ Hamptons’ https://on.ft.com/2r3wkpe

SPORT

NFL Draft: Quarterback Baker Mayfield went first overall in the NFL draft, to Cleveland.

The Browns didn't disappoint. It doesn't matter.

Can you say London Jaguars? The owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars, Shahid Khan, offered to buy the English national soccer stadium, Wembley.

NFL and Amazon renew partnership to stream Thursday Night Football globally during 2018 and 2019 seasons to over 100 million Amazon Prime members.

Trump warns nations against opposing US World Cup bid: Morocco is putting up an unexpectedly strong challenge to host 2026 tournament with Fifa officials reportedly rankled by Trump’s travel ban. https://sc.mp/2HzfU3e

Bloomberg: Trump warns other nations not to undermine U.S. World Cup bid

FIFA is expected to decide in June on the host for the 2026 competition, which will be the first to feature an expanded 48-nation field.

@realDonaldTrump: The U.S. has put together a STRONG bid w/ Canada & Mexico for the 2026 World Cup. It would be a shame if countries that we always support were to lobby against the U.S. bid. Why should we be supporting these countries when they don't support us (including at the United Nations)?

Knights the hottest show on Vegas Strip: AP reports, the Vegas Golden Knights remained undefeated in the playoffs by dominating the San Jose Sharks 7-0 in the opening game of the Western Conference semifinals. The hottest show on the Las Vegas Strip got even hotter as the Knights — who were 200-1 at many sportsbooks to win the Stanley Cup before the season began — opened their second playoff series with a rout of the Sharks that was over before the Zambonis hit the ice.

Team Trump to China + America’s Huawei probe

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Team Trump’s China gamble

The Trump administration's top economic and trade officials — including Steven Mnuchin, Larry Kudlow, Robert Lighthizer, and Peter Navarro — will head to China next week to try to prevent tit-for-tat tariffs from taking effect. But analysts doubt they can convince Xi Jinping to make any big concessions. 

Trump the deal marker seems confident.

‘I think we’ve got a very good chance of making a deal,’ Trump said earlier this week.

Trump went on to say, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin is headed to China in "a few days" to resolve the ongoing trade dispute between the world's two largest economies. "They trade with us [but] we can't trade with them," Trump declared. Both countries have proposed tariffs on the other, after the Trump administration's Section 301 investigation into China's business practices.

American business continues to be baffled by Trump's goals in China trade battle. No one seems to have the answer to one key question: What will it take for Trump to declare victory and withdraw his threat to impose tariffs on up to $150 billion worth of Chinese goods? 

"Based on my conversations, both with U.S. government officials and Chinese government officials, there's been a lack of specificity in what China could do that would satisfy the United States and avoid the imposition of tariffs and investment restrictions or anything else," Erin Ennis, vice president  the US-China Business Council, said during a panel discussion Wednesday hosted by the Global Business Dialogue, an industry-funded.

Have you ever made a trip to a foreign land with no agenda and clear outcomes?

Usually it is for fun and vacation.

When it is for business and deal making it is called a boondoggle.

Maybe Team Trump will get to see the Great Wall so it won't be a complete waste. 

Huawei pulls €500m bond offering and America’s Huawei probe - Why you should care

Huawei scrapped a bond sale after it emerged that America’s DOJ is investigating the Chinese telecoms giant over suspected violations of Iran-related sanctions. 

Bankers and fixed income investors close to the deal said demand for the bond was strong on Wednesday evening until the company called off the deal without explanation. Some investors speculated that Huawei stopped the deal because the company was aware of an investigation and wanted to protect buyers from any impact on the price of the security.

The €500m ($605m) offering would have been the firm’s first euro-denominated debt sale. The probe reportedly concerns Huawei’s shipments to Iran of products originating in America.

Why should you care?

America’s Huawei probe will lead to China to find its own American target.

Tim Culpan, the technology columnist for Bloomberg Gadfly, in his recent column writes that whether or not Huawei is guilty of busting American sanctions isn’t the point.

With various U.S. government agencies searching for excuses to clamp down on China’s top technology hardware company, all this attention could fall under the rubric of violating a ban on sales to Iran, espionage, or anything else the U.S. government doesn’t like.

He writes it is possible that Huawei may have committed infractions. Or not.

Regardless, what is essential is that American investigations into alleged violations are being escalated. From one rogue company – ZTE Corp. – to another. Two is a coincidence; three is a trend.  If another Chinese company is investigated, Beijing will have the cover it needs to get even tougher on the U.S. and its corporate giants.

There is a lot of smoke around Huawei for a company few Americans can properly pronounce. Start paying attention to this company because regulators in Beijing are and the impact will shape commerce on both sides of the Pacific.

-Marc A. Ross

Marc A. Ross is the founder of Caracal Global and specializes in global communications and thought leader management at the intersection of politics, policy, and profits. Working with boardrooms and C-Suite executives from multinational corporations, trade associations, and disruptive startups, Marc helps business leaders navigate globalization, disruption, and American politics.

Ian Bremmer, Ronny Jackson, Michael Cohen, Emmanuel Macron, Cleveland Browns

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Ian Bremmer, Ronny Jackson, Michael Cohen, Emmanuel Macron, Cleveland Browns

Marc Ross Daily
April 26, 2018
Curation and commentary from Marc A. Ross

Reporting from Alexandria, Virginia

Marc Ross Daily  = Global Business News at the Intersection of Politics + Policy + Profits

Subscribe here
https://goo.gl/bSQKwA

TOP FIVE

✔️ Rage at globalism is just the beginning

✔️ Kim meets Moon for historic peace talks - tomorrow

✔️ Macron urges US to engage world, reject nationalism

✔️ Jeff Bezos v the world

✔️ Donald Trump is right - China must play by the rules

GEOECONOMICS

Rage at globalism is just the beginning: Workers everywhere fear lost jobs and wages. Citizens fear surging waves of strangers who change the face and voice of the country they know. They also fear terrorists and criminals who kill for reasons no one can understand. They fear that the government cannot or will not protect them.
Fortune - Ian Bremmer

Kim meets Moon for historic peace talks: The Times reports, Kim Jong-un will become the first North Korean leader to visit South Korea tomorrow morning, leading the most high-powered delegation from Pyongyang to step outside the country to date. At 9.30am local time (1.30am GMT), Mr Kim will travel to the border crossing of Panmunjom and walk on foot.

Saudi Arabia hopes to sell $10 billion of state assets by 2020. 

AFP: Ukraine says Chernobyl remains an 'open wound' 32 years on

Germany sees US imposing tariffs on EU from May 1
: AFP reports, Germany expects Washington to impose punitive tariffs on EU aluminium and steel imports from May 1, a government source said Thursday, hours before Chancellor Angela Merkel was to head for the United States. "From today's perspective, we must assume that the tariffs will come on May 1," when an exemption period ends, said a German government source on the eve of Washington talks between US President Donald Trump and Merkel.

Bloomberg: Brexit fuels talk of united Ireland even as loyalists hold firm

Macron urges US to engage
world, reject nationalism: AFP reports, French President Emmanuel Macron urged the United States to reject narrow nationalism and engage the world, telling U.S. lawmakers on Wednesday that modern economic and security challenges must be a shared responsibility.

WSJ: Huawei under criminal investigation over Iran sanctions: Probe raises the stakes for Huawei, which faces a series of moves by Washington to diminish its already-limited business dealings in the U.S.

Chip wars - China closing in on second $19 billion semiconductor fund: sources: Reuters reports, China’s state-backed semiconductor fund is near to closing a 120 billion yuan ($18.98 billion)investment round for a second fund to support the domestic chip sector and help cut reliance on imports amid a bruising trade standoff with the United States.

Deciphering China’s AI dream: The context, components, capabilities, and consequences of China’s strategy to lead the world in AI http://bit.ly/2qZxqDi

"For all China's vaunted reams of data and outsized R&D spending, its development of artificial intelligence is only half as good as the United States', according to a side-by-side assessment by an Oxford University researcher."

Beijing ready to hit back if U.S. curbs Chinese investments: WSJ reports, the U.S. threat of investment restrictions is already damping the enthusiasm of Chinese businesses, with some canceling or slowing plans to invest in the American market, China’s Commerce Ministry said. Ministry spokesman Gao Feng, without specifying what actions China could take, said Beijing is prepared to respond if the U.S. goes ahead with the plan. “We are sticking to our bottom-line thinking and are prepared to take action,” he told reporters Thursday at a routine briefing. Rising uncertainty about the possible U.S. restrictions has already led some Chinese firms to reconsider their investment plans there, Mr. Gao said. He didn’t name any specific businesses but said that reduced investment from Chinese companies could affect U.S. employment and economic growth.

Trump’s China gamble: Bloomberg reports, the president’s top economic and trade officials — including Steven Mnuchin, Larry Kudlow, Robert Lighthizer and Peter Navarro — will soon head to China to try to prevent tit-for-tat tariffs from taking effect. But analysts doubt they can convince Chinese President Xi Jinping to make any big concessions. And as Saleha Mohsin and Jennifer Jacobs report, White House advisers aren’t even clear on what sort of deal Trump would accept.

Bloomberg - Tim Culpan: Huawei probe needs fast workhttps://bloom.bg/2HMcx8n

"China may have its own target if this drags on."

Bloomberg - Editorial: Dealing with China’s high-tech ambitions

"China’s aspirations aren’t the problem. Its methods are."

FT - Jamil Anderlini: Donald Trump is right - China must play by the rules https://on.ft.com/2I2dBTh

"But he must be careful not to alienate potential allies in his tussle with Beijing."  

AMERICAN POLITICS

BREAKING: White House doctor Ronny Jackson withdraws from VA nomination

Michael Cohen says he will invoke the fifth amendment in Stormy Daniels case: WP reports, the declaration by Trump’s longtime personal attorney, who is seeking to pause proceedings in the civil case brought by the adult film star, cited an “ongoing criminal investigation” by the FBI and a U.S. Attorney’s office in New York.

How the Trump show gets old: A big slump in season two is a hallmark of the president’s entire career. This time the “show” is the White House, and his response will affect the world. So what are we in for? https://politi.co/2HsYQrv

Business baffled by Trump's goals in China trade battle: Politico reports, as the Trump administration prepares for high-level trade talks with China, no one seems to have the answer to one key question: What will it take for President Donald Trump to declare victory and withdraw his threat to impose tariffs on up to $150 billion worth of Chinese goods? "Based on my conversations, both with U.S. government officials and Chinese government officials, there's been a lack of specificity in what China could do that would satisfy the United States and avoid the imposition of tariffs and investment restrictions or anything else," Erin Ennis, vice president  the US-China Business Council, said during a panel discussion Wednesday hosted by the Global Business Dialogue, an industry-funded group.

ENTERPRISE

Jeff Bezos v the world: why all companies fear 'death by Amazon' http://bit.ly/2HoWail

"With its profound knowledge of its customers, Amazon can move into almost any sector – striking fear into the hearts of rivals. And the $740bn company is ‘just getting started’"

Ford car plans: By 2020, almost 90% of company’s sales in NA will not be cars

LAT: Ford is saying so long to the likes of the Fusion and the Fiesta passenger cars

China is opening its car market. But not enough, say auto companies.
 NYT reports, when President Xi Jinping announced measures to further open up China’s auto industry to foreign carmakers, the global industry initially cheered. Now the cheering has stopped. As details are emerging, foreign auto executives attending China’s annual auto show in Beijing this week said Mr. Xi’s initiative was too narrow and vague to change business on the ground. 

FT: Carmakers say China liberalizations of little help

"Companies already locked in after pouring billions into domestic joint ventures"

The head of Tesla’s Autopilot semiautonomous-driving system departed for Intel.

Bloomberg: China's craving for entertainment drives Shanghai Disney growth

"The Shanghai park logged more than 11 million visitors in its first year of operations, putting it in the top seven of theme parks worldwide."

UK corporate giants sign pact to cut plastic waste: AFP reports, more than 40 British companies including major retailers and soft drinks companies on Thursday pledged to eliminate unnecessary plastic packaging as part of an anti-pollution push.

TRENDS

AR > VR: Hot on the heels of Zara’s augmented reality-activated window display, athletic apparel startup Outdoor Voices is using AR to offer early access to its new running collection.

Hit-and-run fatalities soar as more people walk or bike to work: WSJ reports, hit-and-run crash deaths are rising nationwide, and pedestrians and bicyclists account for close to 70% of the victims, according to a new report, as more people cycle to work and motor-vehicle fatalities are at a near-decade-high level. https://on.wsj.com/2r0pu4E

CULTURE

A lynching memorial is opening. The country has never seen anything like it.: NYT reports, the National Memorial for Peace and Justice, opening Thursday in Montgomery, Ala., is dedicated to victims of white supremacy.

SPORT

LaVar Ball pulls sons LiAngelo and LaMelo from Lithuanian team: LAT reports, It appears that a dispute with the coach of the Lithuanian pro basketball team that brothers LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball joined this season has led their father, LaVar, to pull the two from the team. 

"We're not going to waste our time no more," LaVar told reporters in Lithuania.

NFL 2018 Marc Ross Mock Draft:

Round 1

1. Cleveland Browns - It doesn't matter.

2. New York Giants - Anyone would be lucky to play ball in the Big Apple.

3. New York Jets - The ghost of Broadway Joe only grows larger.

4. Cleveland Browns - It doesn't matter.

5. Denver Broncos - 22 playoffs appearances since 1977.

6. Indianapolis Colts - Take all your meals at St. Elmo Steak House

7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Bring back the original uniforms.

8. Chicago Bears - "You're never a loser until you quit trying." -- Mike Ditka

9. San Francisco 49ers - Do they still play professional football?

10. Oakland Raiders - Can you draft the Golden Knights?

11. Miami Dolphins - Hilarious.

12. Buffalo Bills - It hasn't been the same since the 90s.

13. Washington Redskins - Overrated franchise.

14. Green Bay Packers - Legacy hampers the team - the last championship was in 2010.

15. Arizona Cardinals - That turf field looks nice.

16. Baltimore Ravens - You'll win a championship once a generation - enjoy it.

17. Los Angeles Chargers - Is Shohei Ohtani available?

18. Seattle Seahawks - At least you have access to good coffee and Amazon Go

19. Dallas Cowboys - Don't Mess with Texas. Learn it. Know it. Live it.

20. Detroit Lions - Ask to be traded to a CFL team.

21. Cincinnati Bengals - Boomer Esiason was the best.

22. Buffalo Bills - See 12.

23. New England Patriots - How much do you like to win?

24. Carolina Panthers - People like living in North Carolina.

25. Tennessee Titans - You have to wear those uniforms, sadly.

26. Atlanta Falcons - You can have early access to Atlanta United FC matches.

27. New Orleans Saints - Seems like a swell city to play professional football.

28. Pittsburgh Steelers - Too bad Sidney Crosby isn't available.

29. Jacksonville Jaguars - Enjoy all the trips to London Town.

30. Minnesota Vikings - Spectacular stadium.

31. New England Patriots - Win. Win. Win.

32. Philadelphia Eagles - Bradley Cooper is a season ticket holder - that's cool.